KINDER SURPRISE - seedy flasher mole

...so Ece opens up another chocolate Kinder Surprise toy with glee, only this time inside is one of the weirdest Kinder toys i have ever seen:

...I mean, it may have no obvious genitalia, but still; Our vest-laden mole is flogging off fake gold watches like those 'friendly' guys in Thailand.

"Hey young friend! Get the glasses just like Mr. Tom Cruise, and the Rolex... It'll make the ladies pay YOU to see them pop the ping-pongs outta their yonis"

When looking at the insert depicting the rest of the series, it is easy to see what an anomaly dodgy-mole-guy is.

KINDER SURPRISE GOES BOOTLEG!!! Who would have thunk.

...if any-one knows who actually designed this, PLEASE contact me.